*wants to read* *doesnt read*
*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*
*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*
*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*
*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*
not to love steve rogers on main but wouldnt it be iconic if steve didnt die but he still passed on the captain america mantle to sam and went and lived in a little apartment in brooklyn, and in all the upcoming marvel movies the end credits scene is just steve sam and bucky eating cereal regardless of what the movie is about. just 3 minutes of them fighting over who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge (it was bucky)
one of them is like the shwarma scene from the avengers, except it’s sam in his cap uniform and bucky n steve in their pjs and they’re all just silently eating cereal
Y'all better not act like it was a coincidence that the two best Marvel movies (Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok) just happened to be directed by the only directors of color in the franchise
1) captain america: the first avenger
2) iron man
3) iron man 2
4) the incredible hulk
5) thor
6) the avengers
7) iron man 3
8) thor: the dark world
9) captain america: the winter soldier
10) guardians of the galaxy vol. 1
11) guardians of the galaxy vol. 2
12) avengers: age of ultron
13) ant-man
14) captain america: civil war
15) doctor strange
16) spiderman: homecoming
17) thor: ragnarok
18) black panther
and finally …. avengers: infinity war in may 2018
Oddly enough marvels greatest movies (winter soldier,black panther, and Thor) are all ones that don’t include Tony Stark
in movies they always have characters sharing an intimate moment and saying “tell me something you’ve never told anyone before” and some deeply moving personal story full of emotion and heartache comes out of it and the characters, who have never been in talk therapy in their lives, bond around their secrets
the fuck would I have to say? “for about six months in high school I wanted to be a mime”? like shit son all the important stuff I’ve either shared in therapy or thoroughly repressed. and now I just shared the mime thing so can’t use that.
Pete Wentz is a pussy, therefore is afraid of horror movies
Pete’s favorite holiday is Halloween
Pete has a G spot on his neck
Pete loves gardening
Pete hates ordering coffee
To get inspiration for his songs, Pete fingers his asshole in the shower and thinks about Mikey Way
His favorite Disney ride is Space Mountain
Like a white mom, Pete does not like to call the villains bad guys, instead he calls them troubled.
Pete owns his own clothing line and charges 40$ for his hoodies
Pete loves to play tennis
There are people who have emotional support animals. You, on the other hand, have an emotional support eldritch abomination.
This describes both the Venom and Lilo and Stitch movies
watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards
things said in majority of movies:
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
“I knew your father. He was a good man.”
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Thats an entire movie right there
